Title: Fat Vampire
Author: Johnny B. Truant
Price: FREE
Rating: 4.7 out of 5 stars (18)
From the author of “The Bialy Pimps” comes a story of fangs and fast food…

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When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn’t make fun of him, it’s just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a thousand-year-old vampire.

And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it’s just Reginald’s own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he’s become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever…